Magenta Meltdown
Bath bomb · 190 g
Detonates on contact. Shea core, sea salt shrapnel, and a pigment load that borders on irresponsible. Stains the water, never you.
RM 38
CH.01 / 00:00–00:09 FIRST DROP
SLOSH
SLOSH
SLOSH
Obscenely pigmented bath goods. You are currently scrubbing through 36 seconds of dye hitting water. Keep going — it gets worse.
CH.02 / 00:09–00:18 THE BLOOM
Three ways to
ruin clear water
Tangerine Scream
Shower jelly · 220 g
A wobbling block of citrus static. Cold from the fridge is the correct way and we will not be discussing alternatives.
RM 34
Ultraviolet Undertow
Soak salts · 480 g
Magnesium-heavy, lavender-adjacent, violently purple. Pulls you under for forty minutes. Set an alarm.
RM 42
CH.03 / 00:18–00:27 FULL CHURN
Bathing is not
self-care. It's a
spectacle.
18.02We pigment past the point of taste. That point was two batches ago.
21.16Everything is vegan, cruelty-free, and loud enough to hear through the door.
24.40Your tub rinses clean. Your standards won't.
CH.04 / 00:27–00:36 SATURATION
Get in
the water
Shop the drop
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